Facebook – 10 motive sa nu-l iubesc

This post is available in English too. Please scroll to the end of the post, under the romanian version and find it there. 

D-e 6 ani posed un cont pe acest site, de tot atata timp urmaresc activitatile prietenilor mei si, sa nu fiu ipocrita, am fost incantata ca putem fi in contact, chiar si virtual, de vreme ce nebunia din jurul nostru si graba cu care se intampla lucrurile  nu ne mai permit nici macar sa stam la palavre sorbind dintr-o cafea. Nu am foarte multi prieteni pe Facebook, i-am refuzat pe cei care au incercat sa ma aiba in lista lor doar pentru a le creste numarul prietenilor sau pentru ca avem “prieteni” comuni. O perioada am fost incantata sa pastrez legatura cu putinii mei prieteni, vreo 250 la numar.

imagesDar cum lucrurile frumoase dureaza putin si Facebook s-a transformat. Ce ma deranjeaza la “prietenii” mei:

1. Imi spun “La multi ani” de ziua mea pe Facebook. Serios??? De ce??? Asta in cazul in care inca mai tin minte cand imi sarbatoresc ziua, ca informatia am eliminat-o de mult timp de pe pagina publica

2. Ma anunta ca sunt deprimati ca i-au parasit iubitii/iubitele si insotesc informatia de citate deprimante… asta este un motiv sa suferim impreuna, dar chiar sa stie toata lumea mai ales ca in urma cu cateva zile pozati impreuna drept cel mai fericit cuplu?

3. Publica informatia ca vor ajunge intr-un anumit loc, gen :”in drum spre Bucuresti” si continua “mai vine cineva?”  si ca  iau masa in oras,  pe bune acum, de ce m-ar interesa ca X serveste “papa bun la Chinez”??? Total lipsit de importanta, nu ma intereseaza nici cand plecati, nici daca opriti sa mancati la benzinarie sau in alta parte.

4. Deformeaza flagrant limba romana, nu e nevoie de exemple, dar fac referire la persoane la care chiar nu ma asteptam

5. Se mandresc ca sunt “La o bere cu Mugur Mihaescu”, in conditiile in care ei sunt barmani la birtul unde va avea loc evenimentul si, prin natura jobului, vor fi in perimetrul in care isi va executa numarul comediantul

6. Se felicita ca au aboslvit scoala de soferi, sau un curs oarecare. Nu e nevoie sa fiu informata in acest mod, daca imi esti apropiat in viata reala cu siguranta voi afla si te voi felicita personal, iar daca nu avem prea multe in comun nu vei fi reevaluat din acest motiv

7. Se pozeaza insotiti de ultimile achizitii care, intr-un mod ridicol, pot fi cartoane cu oua si insotesc imaginile cu comentarii de genul: “ma pregatesc sa le mananc” 🙂 Sa ai pofta, dar pot sa-mi incep ziua si fara sa stiu ce ai la micul dejun

8. O alta “prietena” se pozeaza langa aragaz si ma anunta ca face placinta cu dovleac. Ai crescut in ochii mei! 🙂 Mai ales ca simt mirosul de aici si nici nu ai ars-o 🙂

9. Altii imi spun “noapte buna” in fiecare seara, sper ca aud raspunsul meu

10. Isi exprima agresiv optiunile politice, cu filmulete explicite si poze plictisitoare cu favoritii

10 bis. Abia astept sa se termine campania electorala! 🙂

Sunt doar 10, e suficient sa deschid Facebook si mai gasesc 1000 de motive. Acest articol este fictiune pura. No offense! Orice asemanare cu persoane reale este absolut intamplatoare. Prietenii mei buni stiu de ce. Chiar si cei de pe Facebook.

De altfel, Facebook poate avea si continut util, mai ales cand informatiile lui intereseaza si ajuta. Si pentru ca cei mici au acces la calculator inca din primii ani de viata, poate ar fi util ca profesorii sa isi faca pagini interactive, pornind de la utilizarea corecta a limbii romane.

Va multumesc ca m-ati vizitat si va mai astept aici!

[…Eng…]

Facebook – 10 reasons not to love it

I have had an account on this site for six years now and all this time I’ve been following my friends’ activities and, I will not be a hypocrite, I was pleased that we can be in touch, even virtually, since madness around us and haste with which things happen do not allow us even to sit chatting and sipping coffee. I have not many friends on Facebook, I refused those who have tried to have me in their list just to increase their number of friends or because we have “friends” in common. For a while, I was happy to keep in touch with my few friends, about 250 in number.

But good things do not last for a long time, hence Facebook has also changed. What bothers about my “friends”:

  1. They wish “Happy Birthday” to me on Facebook. Seriously??? Why??? That is in case they still remember when I celebrate my birthday, that information being removed on public page a long time ago.
  2. They let me know they’re depressed as theri boyfriends/girlfriends left them and accompanying information with depressing quotes … this is a reason to suffer together, but just to let everyone know especially that few days before they posed as the happiest couple?
  3. They post information that they will reach a certain place, such as: “on the way to Bucharest” continuing with “is anyone else coming?” They post that they are dinning out. Really now, why should I care that X is eating “delicious food at the Chinese”??? Totally unimportant, I don’t care when you leave, even if you stop eating at the gas station or elsewhere.
  4. They blatantly distorts Romanian language, no need for examples, but I refer to individuals whom really did not expect.
  5. They are proud of drinking “beer with Mugur Mihaescu”, given that they are bartenders at the pub where the event will take place and, due to the nature of the job, they will be in the area in which the comedian will perform his number.
  6. They congratulate for graduating driving school, or a certain course. No need to be informed in this way, if we are close in real life, I will definitely find out and I’ll congratulate you personally, and if we do not have much in common, you will not be reviewed for this reason.
  7. They take selfies accompanied by the latest acquisitions in a ridiculous way, as it can be cardboard eggs and accompanying images with comments like: “I’m getting ready to eat them”. Bon appetite, but I can start my day without knowing what you have for breakfast.
  8. Another “friend” is posing near the stove and telling me that she is cooking pumpkin pie. You grew in my eyes 🙂 Especially I smell it even here and she hasn’t burned it. 🙂
  9. Others tell me “good night” every night. I hope they hear me answer.
  10. They express aggressively their polical views with explicit videos and pictures with dull favorites.

10a. Looking forward to end the election campaign!

It’s only 10, it is enough to open Facebook and I can also find another 1,000 reasons. This article is pure fiction. No offense! Any resemblance to real people is absolutely accidental. My good friends know why. Even those on Facebook.

In fact, Facebook may also have useful content, especially when information is of interest and helpful. And because children have access to computers since early years of life, it might be useful for teachers to do personal interactive pages, starting from the proper use of the Romanian language.

Thank you for visiting me and I am waiting for you here!

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